You are saying as if we are eloping the day after tomorrow.
Last time we were almost caught. Did anyone say anything?
No. Everyone was sitting outside.
Since the lights were gone.
l bought the tickets. But what about money?
Rahul! l have arranged for fifty thousand rupees.
You don't worry. - Great!
lt would have been nice if we don't need to elope like this.
Rahul!
Our family people are not going to agree for our marriage.
''Yes, since you are from a rich family.''
But l love you very much.
l love you. - l love you too.
You bastard!
Manoj! Manoj! What happened to you?
Nothing! - Manoj! Listen. Manoj!
''What happened, uncle? - Sit down!''
''Uncle, l love him so much.''
l cannot live without him.
Then why did you agree for the marriage?
When did l agree to it?
All of you decided it for me.
We all? Did we force you? Torture you?
l was not tortured. But l repeatedly said that.
..l did not want to go in for this marriage.
l kept on saying it.
You must say that you did not want to marry this boy..
..but another one.
How do we know about all this by ourselves?
l said this. - To whom?
To mummy and papa. - What did you say?
They told me that they cannot marry me off..
..where l shall never be happy.
''But what do they know, where my happiness lies.''
l don't know anything about this.
No one tells you anything nowadays.
''ln any case, no one takes you seriously in this house.''
What does this mean?
''You wanted to elope, then why all this marriage drama?''
Don't you value your family's prestige?
Just two days are left for the marriage.
Nothing can be done now.
Had there been a week or so..
..l could have spoken to Piya bhabhi.
But now we cannot say no to the groom's family.
People have traveled all the way everything is arranged.
Even the invitations have been sent.
Now what do we tell them?
Tell them to handover the invitation back..
..because we want to change the groom's name in it.
''l can die, but cannot agree for this marriage.''
Dear..
What is all this so called Love?
Look at everyone around.
''One year after marriage, and everything is over.''
Everything becomes normal.
Look at your Rishabh uncle and Rekha aunty.
She too had a love marriage.
Now they are thirsty for each other's blood.
''Even if its not a love marriage, it all begins with love.''
''Then its all over. Children, family, money matters and all.''
''Uncle, my love is not like that.''
ls your love an extraordinary one?
All say this same thing.
You will be very happy with that boy. l have met him.
You both make a wonderful pair.
He looks like Aamir Khan.
And you too look like a heroine along with him.
''Didn't you watch that movie, 'Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak'.''
They were looking so sweet. Do you remember?
''Uncle, they too had sacrificed themselves for love.''
Even their families did not agree to their marriage.
You are just arguing for the sake of it.
''Okay, okay, its fine. Let me think. l'll do something.''
But just cancel all your plans to elope.
What's his name? -Rahul.
''Rahul, huh!''
Everyone watches Shahrukh Khan's movies..
..then they have children and name them as in the movies.
They just don't give a thought to it that..
''..once they grow up, they would even surpass Romeo.''
''Uncle, he was born much before Shahrukh's film.''
You have this one very bad habit.
You just argue for the sake of it.
''Uncle, they too had sacrificed themselves for love.''
Even their families did not agree to their marriage.
You are just arguing for the sake of it.
Very dramatic.
But it's of no use to us.
Of no use at all.
''You mean, she has two days left for her marriage..''
..and is in love with someone else.
''No, it cannot happen.''
lt just cannot happen.
But it is so.
The audience will never accept it.
''First of all, its love.''
And then this girl..
..who is ready to elope with her lover.
No ways.
The audience are going to reject it outright.
Which means no TRP's.
''And if no TRP's, there's no show.''
But these kind of movies have been a hit..
..where the heroine is in love with someone else..
..and her family fix up her marriage with someone else.
''And then, the hero and heroine both elope.''
For your kind information..
..its not some love story here.
Marriage is the theme here.
''lt's a family entertainment show, madam.''
''You know, don 't give them the wrong ideas.''
Because they are gonna hate you and your show.
But..
''C'mon, let's assume that you want to make a love story.''
''Do you have any scene, where the hero..''
..meets the heroine for the first time.
''Do you have any scene, where the hero proposes?''
''Do you have such a scene, ..''
..where the family turn's out to be the villain.
That's a different type of story.
''And that should've been, if at all, done long back.''
This story is about a marriage. Right?
''And if there's no marriage, then no show.''
And that's final.
Oh God!
Why are we such liars?
Why don't we show that which is life?
We show them that which is just the opposite.
''There's no hunger, no poverty in our world.''
You are thinking all this sitting here in the luxurious AC car.
Just ask those who are rotting in that heat out there..
..what they wish for.
''Don't worry so much, Asmi.''
''Ultimately, we are all the one and the same.''
Eunuchs! - Hmm!
Yes.
We elect and bring such people to the Parliament..
..who care a damn for us.
When the time comes to pay them the bribe money..
..we create a ruckus out of it.
But no thoughts when accepting bribe.
Till when will all this go on?
Till this country goes on.
''We were like this, we are like this..''
..we shall always remain like this.
What do we do of Piya's love story?
We will have to do what they want us to.
You speak to Manoj.
Manoj's niece has made him agree to her point.
''Now he says that, if he really loves Piya, then even he..''
''Then when will your magic work, Asmi?''
What?
Didn't you notice that he has fallen for you?
What are you saying?
''Trap him, Asmi.''
Little more than his niece.
''lf his niece wins, then we are doomed.''
''No, not this.''
Show me something for the marriage.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
''You, here in Mumbai.''
lt's said that the world is round.
''Though you try to escape, you are caught.''
Where have you put up?
''At your grand daughter's, would be groom's place.''
''l am his grandmother, Suresh.''
Finally l succeeded in building a relationship with you.
You are his grandmother. - Yes.
No one told me about it.
''What would you have done, had l informed you earlier?''
Don't rub salt on my wound.
ls the wound still there?
Even after 42 years?
lt's fine that l met you.
''l was thinking of visiting your place, this evening.''
''Now, l shall join you.''
Won't you take me home?
''l, now..''
''lf you don't wish, l won't come.''
l am now..
lf you want then l won't even come on for the marriage.
You are from the boy's side.
How can l upset you?
Come. - Come.
Hi Manoj! How do you do?
Hi Manoj! How are you doing?
Welcome aboard.
lt's wonderful.
Work pressures don't permit me to go out and enjoy.
You know what l mean.
''Be careful, boss.''
This girl is trying to trap you.
''Yeah, l know.. l know.''
'He dresses up just like a punk.'
You look so handsome today. - Do l?
'''He can't carry a simple conversation, idiot.'''
'This dimwit has ruined my whole evening.'
lt's because l design them.
''lt feels so great, really.''
''Yeah, feels so great.''
Shall we sit? - What? - Sit? - Yes.
Here.
This is the table. - Oh.
Shaking.
What will you do now? The wedding won't happen now.
The wedding has to happen.
Talk to Piya once.
Uncouth moron.
Don't get nervous.
''l will get you another drink, sir. - No. lt's ok.''
Let's dance. - Yes..
''..No, no, no! - Come, let's dance.''
''Yeah, let's dance.''
He is jumping like a monkey.
''Come, let's go back.''
''No, no, l am just warming up.''
''Come, let's go.''
She is trying to get closer.
''Manoj, you will have to do this for me.''
What? - You will have to convince Piya.
How can l do that?
''She was so small, she used to play in my lap wearing knickers.''
Dimwit moron.
''That's why, Manoj. That is precisely why.''
lf not you who will be concerned about her happiness?
Well this love has no meaning.
A couple of years into marriage are enough for it to vanish.
Everything becomes the same afterwards.
''Be it a love marriage or otherwise, everyone starts with love.''
And then everything ends.
''Kids, household chores and the works, you know.''
l had said this. - That's what l am saying.
You know how many times did l rewind and watched this scene?
Ten times.
And now l happen to know this dialogue of yours by heart.
lt brings tears to my eyes.
One poor uncle is trying to convince his niece.
But she refuses to relent. She is very adamant.
But the prestige of the family is at stake for the uncle.
What will people say? How will the world react?
The niece ran away with another boy before her wedding..
..and that too on the national network?
And that too in front of 40 crore public?
How will your aged father feel?
How will you godlike brother..
..and your goddess like sister-in-law feel?
''Just think, Manoj.''
''Yeah, very right.''
No.. but Rahul loves Piya and..
..perhaps you are right.
l don't seem to understand what l should do.
Asmi..
..your zip is a bit loose.
l can't make Piya unhappy.
Moron!
Nonsense. A bill of 1300..
''..and to top it, my best dress' zip also came loose.''
Zip? What zip?
What should we do now?
Seems my dream will remain mere dreams.
''Think something, Kavita. Think something.''
What sort of a writer are you?
l have an idea. - What?
Had the story been stuck where it is presently stuck..
..this would have been my next scene.
The biggest bitch of the girl's colony..
..comes to know of her plans to elope.
She would go and tell all this to her family members.
Then?
Then what? After that her family will directly deal with her.
Wow! What an idea!
You are too good. You are genius.
But which is such a female in this colony?
lt's so simple.
When it comes to light up a fire at someone else's house..
..every woman of a colony is the biggest of the bitch.
Very bad!
What? How do you know that?
''Don't bother about that, uncle. Bother about Piya.''
Don't tell this to anyone else.
What are you saying? lt's just like my house.
Why would l go and tell this to anyone?
''Come inside, Piya. C'mon in for a minute.''
l will hit you so much that you will forget the name of love.
Right now only l know of it.
''Your father will kill you, if he comes to know of it.''
A little liberty has given you wings?
l had warned you not to meet him. Why did you no pay heed to it?
Your wedding is scheduled after two days. You will bring disgrace to us.
How did father come to know of it? Did you tell him?
How can we?
Even our secret will come out in the open.
What's big deal in it?
Someone in the colony must have got a whiff of it.
Father..
..can you come upstairs for a moment? l need to talk to you.
l will take your leave now. lf l stay back for one more day..
..my daughter will say l have taken shelter at the girl's place.
Where is Suresh? - He is upstairs.
Don't tell brother about Piya.
How do you know?
l know it from the beginning.
''Oh! l was also thinking, what made Piya dare to do that.''
lt was you who were encouraging her.
You are such a hag ..
..to betray your own brother?
''Such a brother who feeds you, gives you shelter.''
You do no work.
You no gooder.. good for nothing.
You enjoy on your brother's earnings and betray the same brother.
''Hit him, oldster. Bring this betrayer back to his senses.''
''Don't go, auntie.''
You should rather watch this drama.
Manoj!
You are such a dual faced person. Not l but you are betraying your own
l will come later.
''No, wait and see.''
See that person who had ditched you 40 years ago.
Don't shout. A scene will be created in the whole house.
Do you still remember it? We have just heart of your tales.
You must have undergone that pain.
''Both of you loved each other, didn't you?''
Your families refused the wedding..
..and both of you wanted to elope but didn't. Why?
Because my father lacked the courage.
After that he married my mother.
But he didn't have courage to love her even.
He kept running away from her all his life.
Don't know whether his tears were real or not when she died.
''And today, wants to repeat it by strangulating..''
..his grand daughter's happiness.
''Today, when she wants to run away with her love, he wants to stop her.''
''Fine, father. l am a no-gooder.''
That l survive on others' bread.
But l am not a coward like you.
''l can't stop my crying, Asmi.''
''Don't cry, Kavita. Don't.''
Don't you feel like crying after watching this?
We are done with this show if this oldster changes his mind.
And that is when l won't be able to stop my crying.
Yes.
''We are so heartless, aren't we? - Yes, Kavita.''
''We were, we are and we will continue to remain the same.''
Does Piya love someone else?
Piya will be married only to your grandson.
Just the way l was married to someone else.
And you were married to some one else.
''All these are old topics, Rati.''
''ln the same manner, even this will become an old topic. lsn't it?''
How can we break a wedding that is scheduled for tomorrow?
Perhaps you are right.
''Do you know, Suresh, what l wish for?''
l wish Piya to run away.
That will make me feel being absolved of my sins.
The groom is my grandson but still l wish Piya to run away.
She will not. - l know.
''l know, if people like you and me decice, no Piya can ever run away.''
But still what's the harm in seeing a dream today..
..which couldn't be turned to reality 42 years back?
''Yeah, l will do that. l will call.''
Asmi. - Yes?
Thinking something? - No.. no.
'''Not thinking, stupid.''
l am dreaming. l have been called by Yash Chopra.'
'''Asmi, we had seen your TV show. lt is wonderful.'''
'''How about doing a movie with us? - Thank you, sir.'''
'l have a script..'
'..but it suits only Shahrukh Khan.'
'''Ok, no problem. Anyone else?'''
'''Well, how about Amitabh Bachchan..'''
'..in another important role? - No problem. Done.'
'And heroine?'
'Heroine.. well..'
You?
'''lf you ask me standing at my door, l am not going to shoo him off.'''
l am here to break my contract with you.
''Here, take this money back and tear the contract.''
But everything is going according to plan.
''Yes, for you all. Not for me.''
Don't be crazy. Five lakhs is too big an amount.
''l know, but my pockets are torn. Where will l keep them?''
What will l too if my heart also tears apart handling that money?
This isn't some film where you can speak such cheap dialogues.
l say even cheaper dialogues in my real life.
But that's all. l say cheap dialogues but l don't do cheap deeds.
''You mustn't be having the contract here, right?''
''Give this to your producer. Here, keep this. Tear it.''
And don't worry. l am not going to interfere in your work.
Go ahead with the telecast of your show.
Because the end of the show will be different now.
Means? - Means Piya will run away now..
..and l am going to help her do that.
''And your family people will keep watching it, right?''
They will watch it..
..you will also watch it and the whole world will watch it on TV.
''lt you want, let have a bet. Piya will not go in for this marriage.''
He is a crackpot of a man.
'My first film will be a hit. Super duper hit.'
'Then three of my films will be hits one after the other.'
'And then l will make a film..'
'..on a real story. A film based on real life people.'
'''l have to win award too, am l not?'''
'And this year the Oscar goes to Asmi Ganatra.'
l've got it.
l have got the idea! Our stunt master!
Cut it. Pan to the left.
Why did you bring the clap in between?
Fix it.
We haven't got the clothes yet.
And they call themselves to be the producers.
''Tappu Bhai. - Oh, producer!''
You seemed to have remembered me after a long time.
Give me your hand. Get up.
''What's this, man? And you.. you go and get the shot ready. - Yes.''
What's the matter? Things not happening?
You were flat in just one hand?
That's why l am here. - Great! Bless you!
No problems! Tell me the date..
..and the scene and l will be there.
The date is tomorrow and there is no scene.
What are you saying?
''Look, l have stopped to work without a bound script.''
This isn't that type of shooting?
Then what type of shooting is it?
lt will involve a fight first and shooting later.
This poor guy is unnecessarily getting hassled.
He is totally unaware of our plans.
''Whatever it is, this guy has courage.''
Give way!
Move aside!
Let me also see.
l used to watch in the movies and wonder from where this sound comes.
Today l have come to know that this is the Mumbai style of bashing.
Take care. Carefully.
Where are you going? - lt is important.
But stop.. how can you go inside? - Just a minute.
What does that mean? Stop.
Who bashed you up? - Four goons.
They bashed him badly with warnings that if he dares..
''..look towards Piya again, they will kill him.''
But my family members will never do such a thing.
l see.. this producer.. - Producer?
''Listen, l had come to tell that Piya will..''
..meet you at Uncle's Kitchen in Malad at 8:00 pm.
''Be it Uncle's Kitchen or Aunty's, he is not going anywhere.''
''Rahul, tell him that you don't want their Piya.''
''She loves you, man.''
8:00 pm sharp. Okay?
So you are trying to rule Piya's life now?
You are getting her boyfriend bashed up?
A conspiracy in our colony?
We didn't do anything like that.
So you have started to speak lies as well. Great progress in three days.
What will happen if this show is not aired on TV? A little more struggle?
Possible you can never become a director.
But you want to achieve all that by ruining a girl's life?
Just shut up and get out.
Ok.
Sorry.. l am sorry.
''Asmi, l am sorry. l shouldn't have shouted at you.''
l was just wondering if l was mistaken.
Then l realized you are right.
''Brother, father, sister-in-law, all of you are right.''
Traditions also have their importance.
Do you remember Amitabh Bachhan's dialogue in..
..'Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Gam'?
We can break everything but not the traditions.
Have you returned the money?
You will get the money. Don't worry.
l thought l have lost it. l want that money. Five lakhs is a big amount.
Will you have tea?
''Get some tea, Kavita. - Not here.''
Don't you get bored in this tinbox? Let's go out somewhere.
C'mon. - Ok.
l will be back in some time. - Ok.
Not this way. There.
See that hen there.
''Oh, you have fallen. These cows..''
..they just relieve themselves everywhere.
What will you do now? You will have to take bath now.
How will you go home in these clothes?
My house is nearby. Come there and have a bath.
What about the clothes? What will you wear?
''Anyway, wear Neela Bhabhi's clothes. l will explain it to her.''
Come. Don't keep standing. The whole of colony will stink. - Ok.
Don't touch me. Maintain distance. Come.
''The sari is good but.. - Oh, the oldster.''
He is a dangerous guy. Turn yourself into a grand old woman.
Who? - Cover your face. Come.
But why? - Careful. Don't try to run. - l can't see anything.
You will break your leg.
Cover your face. Let's escape.
''Rakesh, who is she?''
Who? - She.
''Oh, she is our distant grandma.''
Grandma? - Greetings!
But she doesn't look so old. - From outside.
''lf you watch her from inside, she is 95.''
''She slaps me out of love. She loves me a lot, my grandma!''
Gone mad. - What rubbish are you talking?
''She is saying, there is nothing left to see, outside the veil.''
May God call her back in her veil itself.
Good thinking.
''She will go to heaven, directly.''
''By the way, l want to pass on a secret to you today.''
Tell me. - l am thinking of changing my name. Rakesh doesn't suit me.
Have you taken the priest's advice?
Yeah. He asked me to change it to Manoj.
This name is also good. - Not only good but very good.
''So from today, my name is? - Manoj.''
Shall l take your leave? l have to take her to the bathing ghat.
Come.
Bathing ghat?
''Hey, did you go to drink tea or shopping.''
l fell on a cow-dung. - Cow dung?
''Thank God, l'd gone along with her.''
''Had you been there, you would have fainted.''
''But that smell was so horrible, l have never smelt it before.''
By the way isn't Asmi-ji looking good in this attire?
''Yeah, that's true..''
Exactly like Juhi Chawla from 'Qyamat se Qyamat tak'.
What are you saying? Juhi Chawla is nothing before her.
''Okay, l'll show you a very nice film now.''
''A film? - Yes, l shot it just minutes ago.''
lt's a very nice scene.
Please play it for us.
l got that scene too.
How dare you? - Hey..
How dare you? l'll kill you.
Hey that's enough. - l'll kill you.
Give me the tape. l'll kill you..
You'll kill me.. you really don't know how to say a dialogue.
''You stupid, fool, l'll kill you.''
l'll bury your heart in the cow dung.
''Give it to me, give me that tape. - Enough..''
Leave me.
''How does is feel Asmi-ji, when your own medicine is used on you.''
And when l'll give this tape to my cable-guy..
..l won't make a deal with him.
What will l do with so much money?
After all you are giving me five lakhs.
l'll file a complaint against you.
''Should l call, inspector Kande?''
Why did you get that poor Rathi beaten up?
''l did not. - But you didn't even stop, you didn't object to it.''
But.. what could l do?
l'm sorry; l had to do all this.
''But l'd like to tell you something, we all vulnerable..''
''You, me and everyone.''
Here keep this with you.
''Some people have the habit of being right, just as this idiot is.''
The wedding procession is at the door steps..
..and he wants to take off with the bride.
Because she loves some one else.
Think about it. Think about the family. To hell with your family.
Think about our multi-million budgeted serial.
What about me?
There are times in your life where you can't simply sit quiet.
You have to do something. You have to take decisions.
''What does this idiot think, that he'll take off with the bride..''
..and l'll just keep watching?
Piya!
''Sister-in-law, l'm taking Piya along with me.''
Where? - Where she should be.
Where should she be?
We don't have much time.
l'm taking her to that person with whom she..
..should be in this bridal dress.
Come on Piya!
Let's go Kitty.
''Piya, Manoj!''
What are you doing?
''What we all should do, sister-in-law.''
''Manoj,..''
..you are doing the right thing.
''Run away as far as you can, l won't tell any one.''
Now go..
Uncle..
''We are going, stop us if you can.''
l'm with you.
Come and sit..
Thanks.
You look beautiful in sister-in-law's saree.
l wish l had someone with whom l could run away.
''Uncle, l'll search one for you.''
What will you search for me?
Will a girl like her do?
''Wow, do you like her? - Yes, very much.''
Should l speak to her about it? - Yes. No.
She'll bite your head off.
''Sister-in-law, Piya is not in her room.''
She's not in her room.
''Piya has absconded,..''
..now what will we do?
What will we tell the groom's parents?
''lt's already eight thirty, why hasn't he come yet?''
Do you know his number? - Yes.
Dial me the number then.
''Hello, who's speaking? Rahul, it's me Manoj.''
Where are you?
''You are still there, we have reached here already.''
''Yes, where we had decided to meet.''
What.. what are you saying?
l should ask her to get married?
Have you lost your mind?
''Hello.. listen, don't you love her?''
Hello.. hello..
He won't come.
''Come sit,..''
..we'll go home.. come sit..
''Piya,..''
..Piya Stop!
..Piya.. ..Piya..
Piya has returned home.. she has come back.
''Hey, Listen Shekhar..''
Hey wait..
Why does he keep falling all the time?
What happened? What has happened to you?
You can question her later..
''The groom's procession is already here, get her ready.''
''Sister, l think sister-in-law is illiterate..''
..she has pulled her veil so low.
Then why don't you lift it away after all..
''..she's you sister-in-law, Poonam! - Should l take it off? Okay then..''
Hey not so soon..
..first let them finish their 'Saat Phere'(seven rounds)
Not here there..
Oh sorry.. sorry.. - Not again.
These are not sandalwood sticks.. - Everyone is in a hurry.
lt's pure sandalwood Pandit-ji!
No it's not; it's emitting too much smoke.
Otherwise this ghee is not of good quality.
''Pandit-ji, we'll contribute for your fees too.''
Please don't side the only the groom's party.
Why don't you see the girls face?
ls there any problem?
What has happened to your face?
Did somebody hit you?
''Piya, Piya..''
''Pandit-ji, one minute..''
''Son, the auspicious moment is passing by.''
So let it go.
Get up.. l wish to talk to Piya alone..
Hey where are you taking her?
Now what does he want to talk about?
What happened?
''Now tell me, what had happened to you face?''
''Listen, if something has happened, then l want to know.''
l want to know because l'm marrying you.
And l will be spending the rest of my life with you.
Are you.. are you a cranky girl?
''Then what, from the moment you've met me, you've been crying.''
l'd met with an accident.
Accident? Where?
''Piya, say anything but the truth.''
''No Kavita, let the truth come out in today..''
lt doest matter what happens after that.
''Piya, please don't lie to me.''
Listen l don't want begin a relation with a lie.
l had ran away from home..
Hey you eat chocolates? Even l used to eat it earlier.
But let me tell you one thing..
..they really take a heavy toll on your teeth.
l paid twenty thousand rupees to the dentist..
..to make them look good for the wedding.
''Dentists are robbers, l tell you, really.''
l have never eaten chocolates worth twenty thousand.
Nice.
So what about our wedding?
You love someone else but you want to marry me?
l was against this marriage.
''Okay, alright.. relax..''
''We won't get married,..''
..if you want you can call the person you love..
''l don't want to get married to him too, l hate him..''
..he has deceived me.
''Piya, l don't love you,..''
..not until now.
We don't know each other very much.
But believe me; l'd thought that we've been already married.
''And the household that l had dreamt about, you were there with me.''
''When l saw your photo sent for my alliance, l got it scanned..''
..and had it enlarged on my computer.
And do you know what l used to do every night before sleeping.
Before sleeping l used to kiss you on that computer.
And if l wish to kiss you now..
You know Piya; you are such a beautiful girl.
''And that's a cat,..''
''..you know, l hate cats but what the heck..''
''That's so nice,..''
..nice.. ..nice cat..
''Piya, you look good when you laugh. Don't cry. Okay.''
You see l cannot take a crying bride to my house.
Because l don't want you to cry when you are dropping rice..
''.. content vessel, it doesn't look nice,..''
..please answer me.
''What we wanted, we got everything.''
''Bride, bridegroom, rituals, customs fun, music, songs..''
But along with that we got something else too..
One uncle having an affair with a servant.
''A grandfather, trying out new ways of Kamasutra at the age of 67..''
A bride running away for her beloved.
But finally marries the guy with whom it had been arranged.
So many things happened in this wedding.
We wanted to cover only the wedding but got much more.
We wanted 'Saat Phere' instead we got '7 1/2 Phere'.
Now this is what l call brilliant.
''Wonderful, marvellous.''
''Thank you, ma'am! Thank you.''
''You, you've done it. Congratulations!''
''ln the market of entertainment, wedding takes the top slot.''
Every marriage ritual is sold in millions.
A seller knows that he's selling much more than a wedding.
'7 1/2 Phere' sell more than 'Saat Phere.'
Seller sells only those things that are bought by people.
Whether it is a fresh news or dirty dancing of a music video.
Whether it is a Page 3 parties or suicide attempting farmers.
We sell what the buyers buy.
Then it doesn't matter whether it is more or less.
She worked very hard.
''Asmi, what are you doing?''
What are you doing? - l don't believe this.
Somebody stop her..
''You wanted a wedding, you got it.''
Then why do you want things that happened beyond the wedding?
''lt will be fun, the audience will like it.''
''What about the girl's father, who will be heart broken?''
What about the humiliation her family will have to bear?
''And what about the girl, who has just settled in her new life?''
Who cares? - Yeah why should we care?
You may not care but l care.
''What are you doing, have you gone crazy?''
''We all are not eunuchs, and if were and we are then some has to change.''
''She's lost it, she's lost it.''
She's gone mad.
l used to be mad but l'm sane now.
Asmi..
Oh My God!
We all get a chance to be a hero once in a while.
And it feels good to be a hero too. But later..
l was fired. What was the need for me to act like a hero?
''Okay Kavita,..''
..so that's it.
''The show was prepared very nicely, Asmi and the credit goes to you.''
Thanks.
Are you joining somewhere else?
Who will take me? The news must have spread like fire..
''Beware of that director, she snips off her own creation.''
''lt's all because of that idiot Manoj, l wish l hadn't met him at all.''
What have l done to you?
''There's nothing left to be done, now.''
You keep bumping in to me purposely.
''Seeing you, l lose my sanity.''
My legs slip off their own accord.
Should l ask her? - Get aside.
What if she hits me?
What are you doing tonight l mean in the evening? - Why?
''We'll go out somewhere, have dinner.''
Are you flirting with me?
''No, no..''
''You know l'm married, l'm a married woman.''
''You were teasing me, weren't you?''
She makes me laugh too much..
l don't know why l suddenly felt that l liked meeting Manoj.
''Of course, l'd like to make movies too.''
And l might make movies which have stars shining brighter in the sky.
And the moon hiding behind the clouds.
''What the heck, you want entertainment?''
So be it.. entertainment..